Don't get too cocky now...be right with ya in a sec...
Smoked another one...burn baby burn.
What can I say, I have such magnetic personality, Imperials are attracted to me like flies are attracted to the bantha poodle ... what's that smell ...?
Another tough dude. "Victory Class"? Do they classify the troopers after the Star Destroyers now?
Silly me, of course not, there's no "Glory Class" Star Destroyer, not that I know of. Despite their silly name, they are actually quite tough, approach with caution.
Yet another piece of Imperial propaganda, there WILL BE "divisions" until the evil Empire is taken down. We shall prevail!
I did such a good job, the rebel Ground Marshall was very impressed and double promoted me to Second Lieutenant! It's unprecedented! This is such an honour. "Congratulations Lieutenant! Keep up the good work. The Rebellion need good people like you. And, may the Force be with you." "Yes Sir! Thank you, Sir!"
As a side benefit, my Commando skills have improved vastly, only a few more steps away...
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