Jedi joke...

Something I overheard while waiting to catch my ship in Coronet Spaceport. LOL. Albeit a lil disrespectful, but funny indeed.

How many Jedis does it take to change the light bulb? Three! One hold the bulb, second one levitates the first one, the third one spins the house.

Ho Ho Ho, Merry Wookie Life Day

Hello gentle beings, wish you all had a wonderful Wookie Life Day :)

Lost Village supply

Well, looks like about every 3 weeks, the Village will be in one kind of trouble or another... lost some supply this time... they just can't take care of themselves....


While looking for the lost cargo ship on Endor, I met a bunch of Stormies, I was going to ignore them since I'm pressed to find the cargo supply for the Village. But, they just had to stop and search me, how dare they! They asked for it...


It was very satisfying and rewarding looking down on their corpse.


OK, finally found all the lost cargo for him. "Don't you get into any more troubles, Whip. I'll come back check up on you in 3 weeks..."

Testing out the Master Pistoleer

She's going to ...


...get it good...

Had some good fight with the Nightsisters, even when fight multiple of them(not Spellweavers) I was never once dizzied on the ground or knocked down, so, looks like Dizzy/KnockDown defences are working.

Fortune...

...cookie, got one for my lunch, it says "Your heart is pure, mind clear, and soul devout." so much so, how come never any good came to me? BTW, I've decided that I'll test for my 2nd degree blackbelt in TKD, in mid January... I'll be very busy, already have plan training the day after Xmas.

Sweet home

Home, sweet home...spent so much time with the Earth girl the past few months, I'm finally home again, a lil dusty, but still my home, and very cozy.


Woohoo, I'm so happy.


Crystals everywhere, I need a maid.

I, Master Pistoleer

At the end of the killing spree, I was so skilled with my pistol, I actually became a Master Pistoleer. There actually was something good came out of that rampage, not only I felt better, but also mastered another profession...who would know that. Now that I'm a Master Pistoleer with amazing defence to Dizzy, Stun and Knock Down, I wonder what should I hunt now? Hmm, how about the Night Sisters? They uses Dizzy and Knock Down alot, and I have scores to settle....

After the Break Up...

I was so upset that I went on a rampage on Dantooin killing everything I came across. Fueled with anger and sorrow, and want to let off some steam, all I had in mind was kill, kill, kill... KILL! I know these emotions are of the Dark side, but I'm no Jedi....yet.

Heart Broken

After 3 months of intense dating, the earth girl Wen I was involved with decided we should not see each other again, despite that we both liked each other very much, so much chemistry and deep connection... The reason being that I liked her too much, and she just doesn't want to commit. That's something new! I'm learning new things every day. And how ironic, just as I'm falling in love with her, she's breakig up with me because I'm totally in love instead of just fooling around. Becareful...no chemistry gets you no where, but too much apprently also gets you no where - as I learned today. As usual, she said how wonderful a Zabrak I am, like many break ups I had before, ah, thank you very much, you're so sweet. The next being say that to me again, I will beat it to a pulp! It's no longer a complement to me, it's a curse, a dirty word, an insult... No, I don't hate her, am just very very sad. I was going to tell her that I love her on the Valentine's day, but it will never happen now... Thank you very much, this will be the worest Christmas I'll ever have. Merry Christman to you too and happy New Year. Baby, hurt me no more... Adios, thanks for the fish.

Current state of the Galaxies

NOT good! While the war between the Imperials and Rebels rages on, beings of all background accross the galaxy has been suffering from a "crash" problem ever since the so call Period 11.4.

The Imperial government blames it on a software glitch by a well known graphic chip vendor ATI Tech. Since graphic chip is used in almost all systems, from vaporator to Holonet. It has caused people great problems. Having had enough of my own share of "crash", I decided to replace my aging ATI 9500 Pro with a new chip from a rival - nVidia 6600GT. However, the crashes went on, I've had even more crashes now a days. So, to hell with the Imperial government!

I've heard people unable to connect to the Holonet for a full month! For me, the crash is so frequent, it occurs on a daily basis, contact with Holonet is a thing of rarity. I've paid good hard earned credits for Holonet access, but can't use it, this is becoming increasingly annoying! To me, without Holonet access means the
end to all things I value, endto the life in the galaxies. Withou Holonet, I will have no way to obtain information to make credits and make a living; I'll unable to contact Rebels to curry out my fight with the Empire; I'll unable to contact the Village to continue my training; I'll unable to pay my house maintenance....

There has been tales that some Jedi master would live out their lives on a remote planet away from the civilization. I really started to think about it now. While talking to a Wookie about their Life Day celebration, I was told a paradise world of Warcraft. Although it's belived to be an ancient legend, but it does seem a very interesting and promising place indeed... Maybe I will get away from the Holonet, away from the civilization, away from the Galatic Civil War, away from the whole Jedi business, just be a hermit on that world...

I was already loosing my faith, and now the unstable galaxies....this is even worse that the pre-Civil-War period called "Beta 2"! I'm getting tired of the whole thing...

11 Million Credits and counting

My bank roll, I won't need to take a job for a short while :)

Wookie Life Day

Talking to a Wookie about their Life Day celebration.

Imperial Scouts

Hmm, a bunch of Imperial Scouts...why are they in black? What do I do with them?


Beat them up of course, but use my Republic Blaster instead of my good 'ol Vibro Knuckler! I'm too lazy to think of something new to do to them this time, maybe whan I become a Commando....

Who done it?

While hunting with buddies on Tatooine, we found a buring Sand Crawler. It has scorch marks all over from Tusken Rifles, but I don't see any Bantha tracks, and the Sand people NEVER get this close to Mos Eisley, so who REALLY did it?

Loosing...faith...

The way of a Jedi is hard, a Jedi seeks not excitment and adventure. BUT I DO!

I knew at the begining that the path to a Jedi is both treacherous and arduous. I knew at the begining that it will take a tremendous effort and a lot of patience to become a Jedi. I thought I had them, I thought I have strong will, I thought I have patience... I thought I too can become a Jedi....

The TKA tenets say: courtesy, integrity, perseverance, self-control and indomitable spirit. It took me 10 years to earn my black belt. I thought I can do the same for the Jedihood. But now, I'm no longer sure... no longer sure of anything... I have spent countless time now in training, hurting and learning the way of the Force, not to mention completing those strenuous tasks given by the village elders... still I'm no where close to be even a Padawan, a mere Padawan is many levels above my current grasp of the Force.

Although I have accomplished much, but becoming a Jedi is just seems imposibble right now. Plus the current economy turmoil, making money is much harder now, I will have a tough time of upkeeping my combat equipments and constant food supplies, despite I have a big sum of credits in the bank, but how long will it last....? Pursuing the Jedi path, I have neglected much of the other aspects the life, other interests and study I want to do. I just don't have time for it right now...

I'm wavering... to be or not to be...? Until I make up my mind, I'll keep force training a lil longer...

Auto Crafting Kits

Went back to home on Dantooin to get all the parts for making table, sculpture, rug etc. - looks like I'll get a few things made tonight...


Made a Blue Rug.


A Galss Top Table.


And a Nabooian Style Sculpture.

Monday night at cantina

Cantina in Coronet - busy place, it's not even weekend... gee, people like to have a good time here...

A very SAD day

A week ago, my personal computer crashed, and I got news today from data recovery service, the slicer said that they weren't able to recover any data from my equiptment... gone is my giga byte worth of captured moments in the Galaxies: high resolution still images and movies. Also lost my travle photos from all around the planet Earth...
/cry

This has been a very rough month for me: broke my hand and now lost my most treasured moments in the Galaxies... despite the good things happened to me: fall in love with a beautiful Earth gal and won 1st places in a competition.
/sigh

Auto-loomed Orange Rug

Finally, I managed to get a hold of one piece of the Orange Rug Adhesive last night - and here it is, in all it's glory. On a side note, finally I can get rid of the auto-loom kit in my backpack...it's been there for a looong time.

Iron Chef of the Galaxies

I had to give it to him, his brandy and Ahrisa are actually quite good. Good work chef!

My first 10 million credits

It's said the 1st million credits are the hardest, it's absolutely true... life was really harsh when I was on Tatooine, even when I became a TKA, it was still hard work on Dantooine, I was a frequent-cloner, but even that I got no discount from the clone center. Life started to get better when I accept a big fat contract to supply Rancor meat, I made a few million credits, even spent 4.5 million bought myself an AV21. Now, life is really getting better and better, look at my bank balance.... :) and a few months ago I was just a poor slob on the backwater planet of Tatooine...what a change.

It's Déjà Vu all over again...

The village was attacked again and now lay in ruin. These Sith cowards! We'll have to do rebuild all over again... /sigh


A few villagers were taken hostage during the Sith raid, it's up to me to find them... here's one of them.


I got all the villagers back... all in a days work. My hand now really starts to hurt, medic!

Another treasure hunt and the last!

Found another buried treasure, I was really disappointed.... @#$%... no more treasure hunt for me from now on.

Close encounter of the second kind

Run into some Stormies on Dantooine, so I greeted them with some knuckle sandwich.

Ouch! My hand.

I went back to see the med droid today, it removed the pins from my hand, and left 3 big holes. The pin removal was not as painful as as I'd imagined, but was quite uncomfortable... after the droid pulled out the pins, I suddenlly felt vey drained and tired, and had sweat on my forehead... I was barelly able to get back into my speeder. I was so drained that I had to sit there for a few minutes to gether some strength... ouch!

Ok ,so I asked the Master Doctor how did he put the pins into my hand. It was drilled into my flesh and bones. The pins have a sharp end, and shaped like drill bit, I was even told the pin tips are Coruscant Diamond coated to make it stronger and harder.

Hmmm, I wonder if the doctor got his drill from the Galactic Home Depot...? One of my buddy joked that the doctor used nail gun and shot the pins into my hand.... he's not so far off... It makes my hand throb just think about it...

TKA competition

So, I had the competition yesterday in Coronet, many competitors from the surrounding systems joined us. And I won the 1st place in Teräs Käsi forms(patten/Kata) in the adult blackbelt category, also won is the 1st place in breaking with Rising Bantha(side piercing kick). Woohoo!

Interesting Janta knife

We hit quite a few Jantas, they sure make crappy weapons, but occassionally I can also find a few good ones like this - this particular one not only does DOT(Damage Over Time), but it does two types of DOT! I have to say I'm pretty impressed.

Hunting with buddy

Bumped into my buddy Chiv in the Mining Outpost on the Dantooine, so we hit up and went to a huting trip, boy we had some good time, and we drank plenty of brandy.

Darkside is not stronger

Run in with a Dark Adept - Darkside is not stronger...

Noisy neighbours

The Empire seems to think they can place their Storm Trooper training camp anywhere they like...right next to my house and in front of my buddy's house. If I let them stay as it is, it will definitely devalue my house... not a chance...someone's gotta to teach them a lesson!

Change profession again - Pistoleer

Well, I haven't been exactly slaking off lately... just busy training in the ranged weapon skills. Last night, I finally made it to the Novice Pistoleer! /cheer

So far I've been using FWG5 pistol, it does 200+ damages with a speed of 2.0, I also bought a Republic Blaster, but the damage and speed are not as good as the FWG5. Some other goodies I have like Launcher Pistol, Geo Blaster etc. I can't use them yet, bummer...

Picking a fight with Nightsister Spell Weavers

Since I had so much fun fighting yestreday, so I thought I'll fight a bit more. Despite the condition of my hand, I picked fight with Nightsisters, especially their Spell Weavers, they are TOUGH, I managed to kill off couple of those, but got myself killed couple of times as well, guess we're even today.

Try to have some quiet down time

While roaming on Endor trying to find a quiet place to stay for a few days to recover my hand injury, I run into a squad of Storm Troopers, I need their help to get to my next promotion...


In the end they all agreed to chip in to help, albeit a lil reluctantly... The only good Storm Troopers are dead Storm Troopers, they're all good Storm Troopers....


I really had fun with the Storm Troopers, so instead of finding a quiet place, I actually went looking for trouble. I always wanted a set of armor from the Black Sun, so I went to look for them, but, after spent whole day fighting them I didn't get even a single piece of their armor. However, I did get a packet of Liquid Alum Gel and a Rebreather, kinda neat. Guess I'll have to come more often.

The state of hand injury

Went to rebel base to see my doctor today. The bandage has been removed, however, the pins in my hand will have remain there for another couple of weeks, look at those shinny metal pins, I bet they're made from the finest Corellia alloy. I wonder how the doctor put them in my hand.... then again, maybe I don't really want to know...

My very own personal Y-Wing

Woohoo! Now I can pilot Y-Wing!


Got my hands on a shinny new Y-Wing, oh baby...


Here she is, ready for outfitting with engine, armors, weapons etc. What a beauty. She's even got turret gun, and I can bring a gunner with me to the battle, awesome!

Jump to Lightspeed!

Now that JTL program is launched, I can reveal my involvement during it's secret testing stage. Yes, that me, the program is so secret, everyone has to disguise and use a different identity to avoid Imperial spys and suspicion. Look at me, not bad job at all.


I borrowed a Z95 Headhunter.


Look at it, isn't she pretty.


My first kill. Look out everyone, new flyboy in town!


I wished my R2 was there - at least he can translate my conversation with a binary load lifter.... I think the binary load lifter just mocked me... but I don't know for sure...


Haha, what a funny guy Captain Kreezo! Where did they find him?


He likes my sense of humor too, we had a good laugh.


Kewl, finally made some progress on my training...


Some of the salvaged items after the battle in space.